The Kelvinists and their key-carrying pup

Two people, a thousand locks.

We're The Kelvinists — a married couple chasing the world's best escape rooms since 2016. Here are our honest reviews, plus an interactive map of the most-loved rooms on the planet.

Read our reviews → 🗺️ Explore the map
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What you'll find here

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Our reviews

Every room we've completed, with our review and ratings on

  • puzzles
  • set build and 'wow' factor
  • story and immersion
  • fun
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The world map

An interactive map aggregating the best-loved rooms from Morty and regional review sites worldwide. Filter by rating, scariness, and TERPECA status to plan your next escape room trip!

Open the map →
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Our trips

A showcase of our escape room trips as a timeline — every escape room road trip from neighbouring Canadian cities, the US, and Europe...for now.

Follow the journey →
The Kelvinists

Hello — we love escape rooms 🔑

We're the Kelvinists, a couple from the Canadian capital of Ottawa who got hooked on our very first room (Dracula's Library, Toronto, 2016) and never looked back. Since then we've chased rooms across Canada, the US and all over Europe.

We started keeping track of every room we've done and posting our reviews on Instagram as @kelvinists. This site is our growing logbook.

🐕 Accompanied in spirit by Kelvin, our key-carrying pup.