We're The Kelvinists — a married couple chasing the world's best escape rooms since 2016. Here are our honest reviews, plus an interactive map of the most-loved rooms on the planet.
What we're here for — the reviews, the map, and the trips behind them.
Every room we've completed, with our review and ratings on
An interactive map aggregating the best-loved rooms from Morty and regional review sites worldwide. Filter by rating, scariness, and TERPECA status to plan your next escape room trip!
Open the map →A showcase of our escape room trips as a timeline — every escape room road trip from neighbouring Canadian cities, the US, and Europe...for now.
Follow the journey →The numbers behind the reviews — rating distributions, country leaderboards, our toughest sub-scores, and how our verdicts stack up against the crowd's.
Crunch the numbers →Pick a city and build a day-by-day escape room itinerary from the map's best-loved rooms — with same-venue days and a printable calendar.
Plan a trip →Our other obsession — when we can't be locked in a room, we're at the table.
Escape rooms aren't our only obsession. Browse one wall of shelves holding every board game we've both rated — the color of each spine says who loves it.
Browse the shelves →Drop in your BoardGameGeek ratings and get personalized picks from a blend of what your favorites are made of and what raters with your taste also love.
Find your next game →
We're the Kelvinists, a couple from the Canadian capital of Ottawa who got hooked on our very first room (Dracula's Library, Toronto, 2016) and never looked back. Since then we've chased rooms across Canada, the US and all over Europe.
We started keeping track of every room we've done and posting our reviews on Instagram as @kelvinists. This site is our growing logbook.
🐕 Accompanied in spirit by Kelvin, our key-carrying pup.